Thursday, April 07, 2005
Vick Has Herpes?
Now that most of the nation knows that one of its most prestigious football players on the planet is carrying an STD, that being Michael Vick apparently, I figured I would post a poem about that very subject.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
Jack's fed up with his good friend Rick
He's stole Jack's girl, and now Jack's pissed
In front of Jack, the two just kissed
Jack be thinking, Jack be devising a plan
To ruin Rick, whichever way Jack can
Egg his house or shave his dog
Or crash Rick's car during a midnight fog
That would be nice, but not enough
Jack's mad as hell and feels quite snuffed
Jack's blood is boiled, Jack's in a rage
Rick's probably seen his woman's, hairy fish cage
Now Jack be tired, Jack be sick
Of planning revenge on dumbass Rick
Jack's in a funk and can't get out
Jack's feeling sad and just bumping all about
But Jack get happy, how soon Jack forget
All's not good about his ex-girl, Margaret
She was dirty and had the Herpes
And revenge will be Jack's, whenever Rick pees
*the author is not sure as to whether or not burning during urination is a side effect of Herpes or not, but Herpes rhymes with pees, so that's the STD he went with for comedic purposes. The author does not condone the passing of STD's on to others, but is immature and still chuckles at words like Herpes, or the Clap*
# posted by hucklebuck @ 10:43 AM 
