Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Draft #36
I got the idea for this entry from a blog I glanced through. The girl's entry was entitled Mr. Perfect. She is totally in love with her boyfriend and it's the kind of thing that makes you want to gag on a spoon.
Miss Perfect
She's someone to drive you home when you've had too much to drink, just kidding, she's too drunk to drive because it doesn't take a twelve pack to get her drunk. She's not a season ticket holder, but follows the game and knows most of the names. She's a great gourmet cook, or at the very least doesn't burn things. Her smile is always beaming, to the point it's almost ridiculous. She never seems to panic, doesn't over react, when I say I'll be out later than expected. She's soft spoken, but isn't boring, she can hold a group's attention. Not a genious, yet smart enough to notice she's smart. She hates talking on the phone, she'd rather talk to you in person, yet doesn't have to be with you every waking second. She's got hobbies that keep her busy, but they don't consume her. She's got a close group of friends that are as cool as she is, hanging out with them doesn't drive me to some form of self mutilation. She's a flirt, but not the kind you have to worry about. She's pretty, but there's something goofy in her look that drives away normal shallow guys, it's something about her that she doesn't like, but I think is cute. Her career doesn't define her, she's not a man eater. She's very wholesome, yet still drops the f-bomb, just not to sailor-like proportions. She loves to laugh, she likes to be around other people who love to laugh, yet she isn't Kathy Griffin/Judy Gold annoying. She competed in sports in high school/college and working out is just apart of her routine. She doesn't have a six pack, yet doesn't have a beer gut. She's curvy, yet athletic. She got along with her parents, no uneasy tensions. Her parents think I'm a very nice guy and are always pleased to see me. When you're with her, you're with her, the eye never seems to wonder, at least not in a "semi-seriously curious" way, just the "I'm a guy and couldn't help it" type a way, and if you get caught looking she just smiles and says, "She's pretty hot" because she enjoys people-watching as much as I do. She looks as good in a T-shirt n' jeans, as she would at the ball, so hopefully she's not a shopping mall junky. She hates holding hands in public, she's more of a hand on your arm type girl, but not ALL the time. Expensive cars do not impress her. She's got a healthy appetitte and you wonder where it all goes. She doesn't ask those questions that are meant to pin me in a corner, she just goes right out and says whats on her mind, not all the time, just when something is bothering her. Crying is reserved for crying situations, I don't have to stand there and ask what the problem is on a weekly/monthly basis (experience says that is a hard one to avoid). She isn't strictly a beach bum or a snow bunny, she likes the change of seasons and can adapt to anyone of them. She can handle beer, not stictly a martini lady. She never got a tattoo because she couldn't justify telling her kids not to get one if she has one. She obviously thinks ahead. She doesn't need to be hanging from a chandelier to have a good time in bed. She's not a whore and she doesn't have whorish tendencies, but she's is in the mood more times than not. She likes cheese. She likes chocolate, but isn't a slave to it. She enjoys a good high five, and a sweet parallel parking performance, but can also laugh when it goes bad and she has to go out of the car to see how much room I have. She's very appreciative and kind towards others, but can still poke fun at people. She's a good swimmer, front and back stroke. She can roll her sleeves up and get dirty if she has to, not a complete priss. She looks good with her hair short or long. And the gravy on top of the cherry on top of the icing......a southern accent.
If you see this girl, let me know.
# posted by hucklebuck @ 10:43 AM 
