Monday, February 13, 2006
Draft #58
Will Brett Favre play another season? The football world awaits in eager anticipation as the greatest quarterback of all time ponders whether or not he should retire. Personally I'd like to see Brett play until his arm falls off, until we win another Super Bowl, or until we can cryogenically freeze him for when the Packers have an offensive line, a running game, and a killer defense. But for now, all we can do is sit on our hands and wait for what the final verdict will be. However, we here at Hucklebuck Inc. have obtained a copy of the list of demands that Brett had submitted to the Packers brass recently. Brett stated that if all of these demands were met by the organization, that he would consider making a decision within the next five weeks. Brett Favre's demands:
-complete ownership of Lambeau Field
-Mike Holmgren as head coach
-six sea otters
-a movie theatre built in his honor, showing nothing but highlights from his playing days
-a 17 foot gold statue of himself just outside of every entrance to Lambeau
-full scholarships for all of his kids to attend the college of their choice
-his own signature line of tree stands
-a 12 episode guaranty for his mother to have her own sitcom on ABC, titled The Bonita Favre Variety Hour
-a lifetime supply of mint Oreo ice cream
-two turtled doves
-a bicycle once ridden by Emilio Estevez
-the milk of a two-headed goat
-boots made from 100% unicorn horns
-his name engraved atop Soldier Field with the inscription, "Best player who ever played on this field, period."
-the severed head of Chris Hovan
-an offshore gambling account that refills itself to $500, 000 every month
-sixteen, 92 gallon barrels filled with vicodin
-his own brand of peanut butter
-all of Mississippi
-a 92 inch plasma flat screen
-a custom built chopper with naked lady mud flaps
-an Oscar Meyer weiner mobile with four wheel drive
-AC Slater's autograph
-a Lisa Turtle poster
-a jacket worn by Arthur Fonzarelli
-an automatic bid as the 30th man at the next Royal Rumble
-his own holiday celebrating the 4th of every month (and every day in April)
-a PGA Tour card
-5 personal chefs that specialize in Mexican, Italian, American, Chinese, and Denny's.
-the secret to the colonel's eleven herbs and spices
-a pay per view boxing match with Warren Sapp
-an advanced copy of the next Will Ferrell movie
-a batman costume
-a dinosaur egg
-game worn David Beckham jersey and cleats
-an A&W Root Beer vending machine
-a soft serve ice cream machine
-the train set from the show Silver Spoons
-Murdock's navy blue hat he customarily wore on the TV series, the A-Team
Sources close to Hucklebuck Inc. say that the Packers front office is close to meeting all of Favre's demands, but they are having trouble finding a suitable venue for the Warren Sapp boxing match. Warren's people refuse to fight anywhere in the state of Wisconsin while Brett's people are not comfortable with holding the fight in Iraq. Although some have speculated that the two sides could settle on a Vegas location before the week is through when negotiations are expected to be final. As for now, the great state of Wisconsin remains idle, holding its collective breath, hoping that their hero has one more good year in him.
This week in basketball:
Monday: N/A
Tuesday: Bucks vs. Sonics
Wednesday: UWM vs. Chicago-Ill/ Bucks @ Pacers/ UW vs. Ohio St.
Thursday: Marquette vs. Georgetown
Friday: N/A
Saturday: UWM vs. Missouri St./ Marquette vs. Pittsburgh
Sunday: NBA All Star Game
# posted by hucklebuck @ 11:13 AM 
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Evidently you are a big Brett Favre fan, understandable being from Milwaukee. I really think he should retire, he was terrible this year! The guy just strikes me as a stupid southern hick that most people think has been vastly overrated during the duration of his career. Alot of people gave him a pass this year because of all the injuries but he still had players such as Donny Driver and Bubah Frank for the whole season, both who are all-stars in most people's eyes. I'll admit to being partial to the 49ers, but Favre career hasn't been close to that of Montana's or Young's.
I'm not going to argue that Brett had a rough season, but let's not start heading down the road of blasphemy by degrading Favre's entire body of work. I won't stand for it.
you forgot his demand of a bye straight to the Super Bowl every year.
What was Young's record in the playoffs against Favre and the Packers again? 1-3 or 1-4, I can't remember.
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What was Young's record in the playoffs against Favre and the Packers again? 1-3 or 1-4, I can't remember.
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