Tuesday, March 21, 2006

 

Draft #76

Hucklebuck Remix

R.Kelly's "The World's Greatest" becomes

Hucklebuck's "The World's Gayest"

I am a homo
I am a flamer
Ohhh, I am a sicko
Taming some tagers
I am butt sliver
Down in your valley
Ohhh, I have a boyfriend
And I love Steve dearly
If anybody asks you what I am
Just stand up slouched, limp your left wrist and say

[Chorus]
I'm that meat up in that guy
I'm that ninny singing real high
I'm out the closet
I'm the world's gayest
And I'm that guy who drops the soap
To give your backside a little poke
I can feel it mmm
I'm the world's gayest

I'm into styling
I'm into doing hair
I am not lying
I toss salads without a dare
I am a marchin proud
With all the queer folks
I am able to hear out loud
All of your faggot jokes
If anybody asks you what I am
Just stand up slouched, limp your left wrist and say

[Chorus]
I'm that meat up in that guy
I'm that ninny singing real high
I'm out the closet
I'm the world's gayest
And I'm the guy who drops the soap
To give your backside a little poke
I can feel it mmm
I'm the world's gayest!

# posted by hucklebuck @ 8:04 AM
Comments:
Note to self: Audience is not interested in a song about gay men. Or perhaps audience is really into R.Kelly and want nothing to do with his being mocked by an amateur.
# posted by Blogger hucklebuck : 8:50 AM
 
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