Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Draft #89
Hucklebuck RemixDierks Bentley's "Lot a Leavin' Left To Do" becomes...
"Lot a Drinkin' Left To Do"
My friend Moose still has a lot of beer
He ain't discovered yet
There's at least another million cans
That will be crushed over his big head
So if you think he's gonna sober up
I got news for you
Moose still has a lot of drinkin' left to do
And as long as there's a beer
Left in his favorite bar
This boob won't have to leave
If blood's still pumping through his heart
So if Moose say's you're going out tonight
For a drink or two
Son, you still got a lot of drinking left to do
Yes the Lord made Moose an alcoholic
His condition is severe, and one day, will be chronic
So before you go and buy Moose a shot
Remember he don't touch the booze
Cause Moose still has a lot of drinkin' left to do
Girl, Moose says you kinda look like an angel
And Moose don't lie
He said he'll let you salute the colonel
If he don't pass out drunk tonight
Or you guys could do a kegstand, till your face turns blue
Cause you still got a lot of drinkin left to do
Yes the Lord made Moose an alcoholic
He prefers to be drunk, just not off gin and tonic
So before you call him a fat moron
Make sure that he ain't tanked and loose
Cause ain't nobody ever ever messes with the Moose
Especially when he still has a lot of drinkin' left to do
# posted by hucklebuck @ 8:22 AM 
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Moose doesn't actually "own" a telephone, but if you ever want to contact him, simply visit Chief's place in Horicon and he will most likely be there. He has all is mail forwarded to Chief's address.
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