Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Draft #101
Top Ten Reasons:10. After sitting through a week's worth of rain and 40 degree weather, it's nice to know that at least somebody, somewhere, is having fun in the sun. My pasty ass could sure use some right about now.
9. Cause you gotta like a girl that can pull off the visor, sunglasses, hair in a ponytail look.
8. The key, in game, adjustments. Like when Misty May has to pull her speedo out of her ass, or when she has to give her top a bit of a tug because it's slipping down.
7. I'm assuming they serve alcohol at these events, and is there a better combination than being outdoors with an alcoholic beverage in your hand? If you find yourself in that situation, your day must be going well.
6. Take a look at some of the girls that show up to beach volleyball competitions, and tell me someone didn't open up a giant Playboy magazine high above the stadium and shake it violently until all the models fell into the stands. Top notch eye candy.
5. Because Kerri Walsh is a sweetheart.
4. With four half naked girls on the court at one time, the odds of a cat fight breaking out are much higher at a volleyball game than say.......a women's golf event.
3. Hump, pet, bite! What?
2. Girls are jumping up and down.
1. So maybe I don't like the AVP Pro Volleyball Tour, so much as I like being in an atmosphere that provides; warm weather, sunshine, alcohol, and partially nude beautiful women. Which coincidentally, maybe why I've never attended a women's on-campus college hockey game (the complete antithesis of women's beach volleyball, they can't provide one of the four elements).
