Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Draft #111
I like........
-my cotton like I like my women.....white and on the pill.
-my underwear like I like my women......tight and used by only one man
-my cereal like I like my women......cheap and with a prize in the box
-my TV like I like my women......flat screened and in HD (horny damn it)
-my TV like I like my women......with huge knobs and more than one channel
-my computers like I like my women......with plenty of RAM and no viruses
-my peanut butter like I like my women.....chunky and on my nuts
-my playing cards like I like my women.......stacked and used for playing poker
-my clocks like I like my women......with sturdy hands and always on time
-my steak like I like my women.....pink and juicy on the inside and smoking hot
-my dehumidifiers like I like my women......loud and taking in moisture
-my oil like I like my women......pumped by a stranger and not on a rag
-my football plays like I like my women........down-and-in, up the middle, and going deep
-my forests like I like my women......stripped and giving me wood
I apologize for how wrong this is.
# posted by hucklebuck @ 11:51 AM 
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