Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Draft #135
I Like......
I like trips to the toilet
That require only one flush
I like playing football in the fall
The kind that requires a two handed touch
I like pizza with cheese
Baked right into the crust
Drinking brewed beverages on the weekends
Is damn near a must
I like to boogie
When I've had too much to drink
The shocker always confuses me
I forget how many go in the pink
I like a good date
That ends on a high note
When nobody gets maced
Or kicked in the throat
I like nicely pressed shirts
With a strong, sturdy collar
And greasy double cheeseburgers
That cost only one dollar
I'm a simple man
With almost nary a request
You rub my belly
And I'll play with your......