Friday, September 22, 2006
Draft #147
Freestyle Fridays (Soothing tympanic membranes all accross the county)
-Hey douche bag, reading isn't music to the ears!
-As of Wednesday, I've officially become a godfather.
-As of yesterday, I've officially become the proud owner of an internet connection in my apartment.
-I can't stand people who don't know how to whisper.
-I love trying to resist laughter in situations where laughter isn't warranted.
-Fortune cookies are rapidly becoming one of my favorite desserts.
-When given the choice between regular fries or waffle fries, I'll usually choose waffle fries.
-Manure smells even worse when it's warm.
-I just got my first Blockbuster card.
-When somebody tells you, "Hey check it out." You're probably going to see something really hot, fat, or ugly.
-I kind of like having a legitimate reason not to eat spinach.
-Sewer rats make for horrible house pets, yet surprisingly , they make for excellent ninja instructors.
-Being a Brewers fan is like openly asking someone to kick you in the balls each year.
-I'm sure glad I didn't select Culpepper and LaMont Jordan in the same fantasy football draft. Oh wait, I did.
-I am a focking idiot!! (And according to at least two different sources, I am also pathetic)
-What's the ticker symbol for internet porn? Seems to me like it would be a sound investment.
-Do you think Bob Pick has ever been asked to be a mascot? He wouldn't even need a costume.
-Two things I'm completely unqualified to maintain. A garden and a sock drawer.
-My brother owns every season of the Wonder Years on DVD.
-The stripper name of the week is: Edna
-What did the female deer say to the male deer? Answer: You call that a salt lick?
-What's the stinkiest thing you can do in a casino? Answer: Tossing craps.
# posted by hucklebuck @ 12:14 PM 
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I guess it's hard to whisper sweet nothings into someone's ear when you suffer from voice imogulation. A disease that afflicts over 50 Americans every year. IT WOULDN'T BE NICE TO HATE SOMEONE WHO CAN'T CONTROL THE TONE OF THEIR VOICE.
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