Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Draft #151
Headlines-Local Kentucky farmer wonders why his application to pharmacy school was denied
-300 pound woman claims she is just "meat and potatoes" fat and not junk food fat
-Man booted from grocery store after 4th trip to Hillshire Farms free sausage sample table
-Entrepreneur looking for an inventor to get vodka popsicle idea up and running
-A-Rod picked 5th for stickball game at recess during visit to Kennedy Elementary
-Five dollar hooker contemplates lowering prices to create boost in sales
-An udder disaster, amateur farmer gets surprise after yanking wrong chain
-Local fan streaks during college hockey game wearing only a speedo, sunglasses, cowboy hat and foam finger.
-Yao Ming's bloody toe nail takes in 1 million yen on eBay auction
-Sting ray that killed Croc Hunter claims Steve started it
-Green Bay Packers looking into availability of former wideouts Andre Rison and Jeff Query to help right ship
-Teenager who threatened to give principal wedgie, given nine year prison sentence
-High schooler Billy Donovan hauled in 13 catches for 274 yards and 4 TD's on Friday night and still couldn't get laid
-Poll indicates worst Halloween costume for 06' is Tony Danza dressed as gay pirate
-After Stephen Jackson strip club incident, Bucks center Andrew Bogut ready to pack boomerang
-A sign of the apocalypse, Hulk Hogan and Mr. T given reality TV shows
-Office manager calls for a little more TCB and a little less PCP
-Drunk college student suffers heart attack after waking up next to Johnny Knoxville and Janet Reno
-Prime minister believes Condoleezza Rice should worry about bridging "other" gaps
-Former NFL QB decides to go long with penial implant
-Big Load celebrates 25th birthday in Big Load fashion by polishing off single serve quarter barrel of PBR then heading out to playground to dunk basketball
-Local town grub considers adding "shag" to shit, shower, and shave morning routine
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