Thursday, October 26, 2006
Draft #158
Packing up all of your belongings and moving to a new home can be a daunting task. Chances are you're a weakling, incapable of any to most forms of manual labor and the thought of lugging your refrigerator across town is enough to make you want to kick the cat. That grand piano doesn't seem so grand anymore does it? Looks more like a hernia in the making, don't it? Well fret no more, Hucklebuck Inc. has reviewed some of the top moving companies in the area and finding one that fits your needs will be as easy as stealing a purse from a one-legged elderly broad.Bonaducci's Moving Services:
-This Brooklyn based company has become so big that it has branched out to the Midwest. Bonaducci's "neighborly" approach to furniture transportation has given them one of the most recognizable names in the industry. And while it is the company's policy to not participate in the transportation of plants, couches, sports memorabilia, or laundry appliances, all customers do receive a free basket of fresh homemade cannoli's. Customers may not be present during moving hours. Any violators of this policy will most likely not make the mistake a second time (but yooz didn't he-ah dat from meee).
Three Blind Mice:
-The name says it all. Tom, Dick, and Harry are considered trailblazers to the industry and have surprisingly been in business for over four years. These three individuals met each other at a blind man's business expo in Raliegh, North Carolina back in 1999 and the rest is history. And while their first business venture didn't fair too well (TD & H's Discount Barber Shops), their newest endeavour is not only still around, it's thriving. Like Bonaducci's, the Three Blind Mice Inc. has a few requirements. They do not move furniture up and/or down stairs, anything they move must be boxed, and they do not service homes that contain bastard children. And don't even bother lying about the last one because they can tell, don't ask me how, but they can.
Move n' Style:
Ever wondered what it would be like to have your furniture moved by a host of celebrity look alikes? Well this Hollywood based company did and now your dreams have come true. Customize your move on-line by selecting 4 pseudo celebrities from their database of over 67 personalities that includes characters such as; Gomer Pyle, Ronald McDonald, Screech, Mitch Buchanan, Arthur Fonzarelli, Blossom, and the entire cast of Simon & Simon. For an additional fee, have your picture taken with your chosen celebrities and brag to your friends about how cool the move to your new home was. Shazam!!
X-Con Transportation Plus:
We know what you're thinking, "No way I'm letting violent criminals move my precious cargo!" But take a minute to consider the following. Our prisoners are supervised by trained riot control officers equipped with state of the art assault weaponry. We handpick the biggest mules from the slammer to ensure a smooth and speedy move. All of our employees are pre-screened to prevent your possessions from being handled by child molesters or thieves. And with our "money back (if you are stabbed)" guarantee, the choice is simple. Our success lies in the numbers with less than 2% of our cliental having been either raped or beaten. I like those odds! And so should you! Call 1-800- MYX-CONS today!
To all of us participating in the big Russell move to the MF this weekend, here's to a good time and not dropping or breaking anything. And remember to gird up them loins, cause it's go time!
# posted by hucklebuck @ 11:13 AM 
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What's interesting is Move N Style actually has Dustin Diamond and Blossom helping move as they need the money. Dustin got roped into this after he was evicted from his home in Port Washington.
On a side note; who is Russell, where in Menomonee Falls is this person moving, and do you need anymore help?
On a side note; who is Russell, where in Menomonee Falls is this person moving, and do you need anymore help?
Ratify what trade?
The Russells are part of the Saturday football crew. I'm pretty sure they have most of the team chipping in their services. Not sure what part of town they are moving to, but kudos on cracking the MF code.
The Russells are part of the Saturday football crew. I'm pretty sure they have most of the team chipping in their services. Not sure what part of town they are moving to, but kudos on cracking the MF code.
The trade I accepted from Pat, Anguan Bolden and Michael Turner for Reggie Williams, Josepha Addai, and Deuce McAllister.
Oh and MF isn't that difficult unless you have a dirty, dirty mind
Oh and MF isn't that difficult unless you have a dirty, dirty mind
Another nice trade. I've been very pleased with the lack of screw jobs in our league so far this year.
Well if you're up for boozing tonight, give me a holler.
Well if you're up for boozing tonight, give me a holler.
I think it is a very good trade for both parties. I get insurance for LDT, and another no. 1 receiver on the same team from which I traded Larry Fitzgerald.
So, how many points do you think Wegs will win the title game by this year?
I am up for some boozing tonight I would imagine.
So, how many points do you think Wegs will win the title game by this year?
I am up for some boozing tonight I would imagine.
The only thing Wegs has working against him this year is the front runner curse. He's never been the team to beat throughout the regular season, he's always been some backdoor late season surprise. At least I think that's how it usually went for him. I dunno, I don't have much of a view from mediocrityville usually. Otherwise, yeah, things are looking up for UGJU.
Did you see those Wacky Honey Bears picked up a defense in lieu of a reserve QB? Those crazy SOB's! I ought to fine them $6 a piece for shenanigans like that.
Did you see those Wacky Honey Bears picked up a defense in lieu of a reserve QB? Those crazy SOB's! I ought to fine them $6 a piece for shenanigans like that.
I did notice that, so what, they are going to start the Bears DST as a flex option this week and hope they score a touchdown?
Yeah...I'd like to see that! I heard they are thinking of signing Brad Muster in case he starts getting some goal line carries.
What's up fellahs? Trying to bait me into your conversation are we? Actually we were looking at picking up Kevin Butler in case Robbie Gould goes down.
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