Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Draft #169
Hucklebuck Holiday Remix
Snot marks on flannel and boobies with tassels
Pop Rocks in cola and burgers at white castles
Stawberry scented lubrication that rarely ever stings
These are a few of my favorite things
Shat stained whitey tighties and wet shaven poodles
Douche bags and dip shits, and free porno on Google
Passing out drunk on the steps of Buffalo Wild Wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Cops dressed as hookers with big brown mustaches
And the guys who get busted, looking for one-eyed splashes
One night in the slammer and the pain that it brings
These are a few of my favorite things
When my kidneys break down
When hemodialysis is failing
When I feel like a big pile of goo
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so blue