Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Draft #188
Haven't I Seen You Somewhere Before?
Apparently, for those of you who follow women's basketball and honestly who doesn't, the LSU "Lady" Tigers recently advanced to the Final Four of the NCAA Tournament. I put the word "Lady" in quotations because after seeing their team photo on the homepage of espn.com, I suddenly had suspicions. Now before I continue on with this piece I just want to make it known that A) I know looks aren't everything B) I don't think I'm better than anybody and C) Judging others is wrong especially when it's based on one photo...
But holy Moses Batman, this team ain't pretty. And when I mean they ain't pretty, I mean "Dude I think that might be a guy" type level of unattractiveness. This squad might rival the 82' Brewers for most mustaches in a single locker room. After scanning the "Lady" Tigers homepage, I was able to think of a male celebrity/athlete counterpart for just about every girl on the team. So without further ado, may I present to you the LSU "Lady" Tigers basketball team.....and their male counterparts.
John Salley/Allison Hightower
Latrell Sprewell/Sylvia Fowles
Hank Aaron/Ashley Thomas
Ludaris/Kristen Morris
Maceo Baston/Mesha Williams
Devean George/Marian Whitfield
Danny Forston/Quianna Chaney
Barry Larkin/RaShonta LeBlanc
Erica White/T.J. Ford
Khalilah Mitchell/The Grinch
Not Pictured:
Katie Antony-who according to her bio, helped lead her high school to five state titles in her six seasons on varsity.
Porsha Phillips- think Darryl Dawkins with long hair.
# posted by hucklebuck @ 11:22 AM 
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